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Traffic in Jo'burg PDF Print E-mail
Written by Jody   
Thursday, 26 November 2009 14:12

I'm not sure what the traffic situation is like in the rest of the country at the moment - but Jo'burg has gone a little crazy at the moment!

The Gauteng Freeway Improvement Project has a lot to do with it I guess - every little bit of Freeway in the province is being refinished, widened or expanded. Every off ramp is being changed and well - we hope for the best. Although I'm not entirely convinced that having to pay tolls on my way to work is going to make me want to take the freeway (backroads are going to get busier) or high occupancy vehicle lanes (I drive a two seater convertible - how does that play into high occupancy vehicles - when I drive with my partner to work - we're at maximum capacity!)

Anyways, yes - the sitting in traffic every day does start to get to you. It's summer now and sitting in the heat of the day, waiting in traffic to get to work doesn't really make you want to move does it? What really gets me is those people who think they are more important than anyone else?! Seriosuly - the rest of us got in the queue to take the William Nicol turn off 2km's back - what makes you think you can just jump in at the last minute? Really?

What I was completely shocked by the other day though was seeing taxi's driving up the sealed off lanes (the ones under construction - sand paths really thus far). Taxi's speeding past the other traffic beyond the concrete barriers. Then they snuck back on when the lanes closed - squeezed through the three lanes of traffic which wasn't moving, and joined the next under construction cordoned off lanes and sped off down the road. I was surprised no one else joined them - although I imagine it won't take long for the habit to kick in!

Where is the respect? Growing up I guess I always sat in my fathers car and watched him driving. Watched my mom. They stuck to the rules. Maybe they sped occasionally - but they respected other drivers. They stuck to the rules. That's how I drive now! There are others like me - but what about the rest of the people on the roads?

What the hell are these people doing? Are traffic rules no longer applicable? Do traffic cops still have any authority? Do they still do anything to people who break the rules?

 
The Teapot PDF Print E-mail
Written by Dot said this   
Saturday, 14 November 2009 15:22

I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
And here is a note from my shrink
He says I'm getting better!
Last week, I thought I was a toaster oven!!
Ah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!!!
Thank you.

 
The New Incognito Website PDF Print E-mail
Written by Jody   
Saturday, 14 November 2009 00:00

It's taken a while to set up - but there's finally a new Incognito Website up and running... This time it's here to stay.

Visit this site regularly for information about what's happening on the web, what's happening in Jo'burg, in South Africa and around the world... ok - it's not going to be the bery latest breaking news - but it's going to be fairly interesting. I think so anyway!

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The Poem that I wrote PDF Print E-mail
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Saturday, 14 November 2009 15:24

This is the poem that I wrote
These are the words that are in the poem that I wrote
This is the mouth that's saying the words that are in the poem that I wrote
This is the person who has the mouth that's saying the words that are in the poem that I wrote
This is the audience that would do anything to shut up the person who has the mouth that's saying the words that are in the poem that I wrote
This is the TV show that tortures an audience until they would do anything to shut up the person who has the mouth that's saying ...