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Written by Dot said this
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Saturday, 14 November 2009 15:24 |
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This is the poem that I wrote
These are the words that are in the poem that I wrote
This is the mouth that's saying the words that are in the poem that I wrote
This is the person who has the mouth that's saying the words that are in the poem that I wrote
This is the audience that would do anything to shut up the person who has the mouth that's saying the words that are in the poem that I wrote
This is the TV show that tortures an audience until they would do anything to shut up the person who has the mouth that's saying ... |
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Written by Dot said this
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Saturday, 14 November 2009 15:23 |
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
That's what they say
But it just isn't true
Roses >are< red
And apples are, too
But violets are violet
Violets aren't blue
An orange is orange
But Greeland's not green
A pinky's not pink
So what does it mean?
To call something blue when it's not
We defile it
But, ah, what the heck
It's hard to rhyme `violet'. |
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Written by Dot said this
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Saturday, 14 November 2009 15:22 |
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I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
And here is a note from my shrink
He says I'm getting better!
Last week, I thought I was a toaster oven!!
Ah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!!!
Thank you. |
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Written by Dot said this
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Saturday, 14 November 2009 15:21 |
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Mary had a little lamb
With mint jelly.
Thank you. |
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Written by Dot said this
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Saturday, 14 November 2009 15:21 |
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Humpty Dumpty retained a lawyer and settled out of court
For a lot of money and ownership of the wall.
Thank you. |
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